Christian is not impressed

• with that Chinese place on Central & 40th “The more I think about it, the more I realize I was unhappy eating that food.”
  
• by Dinosaur Jr. “Fuck Dinosaur Jr.”
• with those Topperstix “Simply put, that experience did not leave me pining for my next order of topperstix.”

more to come. just give him time.

Jessie’s reassurance that the Tall Girls aren’t actually too big to pass as dainty flappers at the Prohibition Party.

grouponferwut:

u shud get these if u want ur cats 2 b chill as fuck. look @ me i’m jus chillin in a shiny bag is no big deal. lol goin to my nap hexagon brb. that shit looks soft play me sum kenny g

Remember when Liz & I were still hungover onMonday from her Saturday night bachelorette party and ate Wendy’s for breakfast and Culver’s for lunch? 

I can’t help but think this is an attack of some sort.