- Watching Free Willy so many times that my eyes fall out or my heart explodes from being exposed to too much love.
- Involved in a trampoline-related fetish accident with Ryan Phillipe.
- In a SAW movie where the trap is that I have to eat myself out of room made of peanut butter.
- As one of the orchestra musicians who kept playing while the Titanic went down. Such ROMANCE! Straight to Heaven, that bunch. Straight to Heaven.
- Accidentally stabbed by my pet unicorn’s forehead horn thingie while playfully wrestling in a pile of our money.
- In a blast of light and sound while being sucked in to the Space Time Continuum, which is what happens when you beat the internet. Also, “The Final Countdown” is playing.
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