Posts tagged Technology
Posts tagged Technology
WHY DOESNT TECHNOLOGY ACCEPT ME FOR WHAT I AM?!
WELL UR ACCEPTABLE 2 ME RICKY, BB. I don’t care bout ur stoopie ACL.
Like, am I not usually funny? Pssshhhaw.
You know when you put your coffee on your desk when you get to work and then you get lost in checking your email and then you read an email that is supes annoying/dumb/stupid/grrrr and you’re all “Eff, I wish I had some mother effing coffee ‘cuz this idiot is an idiot.” And then you look down and you hear that angels-humming/heavens-opening-up sound in your head and you’re like “Yesssss. I do have coffee. *smiley face emoticon*”
A - #AwwHellNo
B - #BrainerdWorkVaca
Atleast the hotel had cookies at the front desk. OH WAIT, THEY WERE OUT. Fuckin’ Brainerd.
C - #ClassicGoobs
D - #DontYouDareWoofAtMe
E - #EffThisNose
I think I probably meant “noise?” If not, I was actually unaware of my apparently subconscious hatred of my schnoz.
F - #FrankOceanSwoonyPants
I mean, right?
G - #GrandOldDay
Don’t ask me, I don’t seem to remember anything. #TooManyMimosas
H - #HeckYes
I refuse to believe that Napoleon Dynamite quotes are finished.
I - #IWannaDie
Every Saturday/Sunday morning.
J - #JustSayin
I “just say” a lot of stuff.
K - #KelseyFact
No one cares, Kels.
L - #LAWLZ
M - #MyFeetFeelFatDotCom
Just one of those days, ya heard?
N - #NowPlaying
O - #OffBeats
In reference to my annoying french horn parts when playing in Family Band, a twice annual familial music group formed by all my cousins, aunts/uncles, sisters, parents, and Grandpa on the tuba. We play Christmas carols in Dec. and Sousa marches in July. We suck.
P - #PizzaLuceBlockParty
Little did I know that the cool kids were tweeting sans the “pizza” at #LuceBlockParty.
Q - #QuestionablePoopLikeStainOnSidewalk
Outside the CVS in Midway. Don’t know why I was surprised, being that I was at the Midway CVS and all.
R - #RomanticFrenchHipHopSwag
Talking about MC Solaar, tryin’ to be cool. You know how it is.
S - #SweatySwag
This is what I have after I got for a run and have convinced myself that I still look/smell just fine.
T - #TeenSanta
A Shane Shane song you must know.
U - #UTJUSYhahahhaha
This was obviously some sort of “hilarious” acronym I came up with while drunk.
V - #VaginalInterpretation
W - #WineDrunk
What else is new, eh?
X - I have no hashtags saved in my phone that start with “x.” Suggestions?
Y - #YuckBuckFuckCluckDuckMuckTRUCK
♥ rhyming. ♥ trucks.
Z - #ZebrasWhatWhatInTheButt
Apparently I was pretty stoked to see my striped friends at the Como Zoo.
I unknowingly embarking on my first 3D movie adventure last night while seeing “Captain America.” Boy oh boy, it sure was… like watching a regular movie. Except, pretty much everything scared me to point of peeing myself.
OK, to set the scene, I am literally chalk-full of irrational fears. Sharks, cell phone explosions, and the possibility of my house flooding from floor to ceiling (thus, me drowning in my sleep) are always on my mind. So don’t even get me started on the rational ones like loud gun/bomb/fight-y noises and objects reaching out from what should be a two-dimensional medium. Oofdah.
I’m afraid that reliving the film in order to review it adequately on my blog is just a little more than my frail heart can handle.
It was loud. Dude is seer hot. Lots of bad guys (aka Nazis, ever heard of ‘em?). Tommy Lee Jones is getting pretty old. Just kiss already. Wait, where did Samuel L. Jackson come from?
Perks of 3D:
Here’s why we should bring them back:
These are tough times. We all know this. The economy is still in the shitter (I think) and we need to do everything we can to stand out as unique individuals who have tons of creative energy to offer. So ditch the FirstNameLastName@gmail.com bullshit and follow these simple steps.
DIY: The “Overly Explanatory E-mail Address Formula” (foolproof)
Other helpful tips:
EDIT: See this post on a real blog that people actually read.
Copypaste: I have already lost literally seconds of my life putting the slash in between the words “copy” and “paste” and I’m only 24 and three quarters. If “copypaste” isn’t instituted, I’ll prolly have used like 30 minutes by the end of my life. I could have watched a whole nother (wait for it) Toddlers & Tiaras episode.
Nother: See above example. It just sounds right.
Snoogers: These are the messy combinations of boogers and slime that fly out of your nose when you have a super explosive sneeze.
Snoogershame: The mortified feeling that washes over you after the snoogers come out everywhere. It’s awful, especially in front of people, but you deserve it because you’re dispicable and disgusting. *light bulb*
Disgustable: Despicable + disgusting. If you are ever described as “disgustable” you should just go live in Antarctica or something. Or you could hang out with other disgustables like Charlie Sheen and that guy who played Screech. Whatever you choose, just get you snoogers outta my face. Eww.